It’s been a few days now since we ran away to Turkey for a very nice long break and I’ve reached the point where I don’t know what day it is, I’ve taken too many photos of some delicious looking desserts and I’ve eaten far too much.
It’s pretty blissful to just spend some quality time with Little Z and the Other Half and I have an alarm on my phone to remind us we are off to Istanbul tomorrow. So excited. Little Z prefers the little pool and the countless slides and “sandpits” (his name for every bit of beach or sand he sees) and will even volunteer to put his own suncream on. Every 10 minutes if I let him. He then runs off and plays with the children of the other guests and won’t stop till he’s ready to collapse into an instant nap.
There is one kid here that keeps catching my eye. His little shoulders always looking a bit too pink, giving away the tell tale signs of impending sunburn.
This is driving me to distraction slightly. Of course the little kid may suffer from a skin condition and everyone is A-ok in the sun block and skin protection world but, as I sit here on the lounger reading my book and running back and to the little pool because Little Zs watering can lid has come off (again!), I was thinking of genius ways I could put suncream on someone else’s kid. Should he need it of course.
1. I could just tell the other mother to just put some bloody suncream on her kid. This would only work if she spoke English though and I’m not sure if she does or not. I could use simple words and gesture wildly. It could work. Maybe.
2. Do an impromptu mime show with my factor 50 without trying to scare her. I could make it look like an advert and have my sun kissed hair blow in the wind. Except my hair is doing that weird humidity thing and there isn’t a breeze today.
3. Crawl unnoticed under all the sun loungers to said child and get close enough to spray him. I would need to be camouflaged. I only have beach towels to aid me. It may work.
4. Slather Little Z in excess suncream then instruct him to run and give other child a big hug taking care to reach all areas including behind the ears and back of the neck. Little Z tends to run in complete opposite directions to those instructed. A slippery child running at full speed may be interesting.
5. Slather *myself* in excess suncream whilst hovering millimetres from said mother. Keep glancing over till she makes eye contact. Hand over suncream instantly proclaiming “Oh sure, of course you can use it. Keep
It. For your child, especially”.
I may just try all of them. If you don’t hear from me again look for the other mother. She may have clobbered me.
Disclaimer: These tips are a guide only. No responsibility will be taken by this blog should you choose to follow all the tips and proceed to get busted and / or end get into a full blown sun cream fight with the other mother / have a sun cream-off / both fall into the pool during the tussle / end up on Facebook from someone recording it all etc.