Things my 3 year old could be when he grows up

3 year old careers

For a few weeks now my college teacher friend had asked if I would talk to her class about my career in IT to give them a flavour of career prospects in the wonderful world of computing. After various lame excuses I eventually caved and went along to inspire a bunch of teens who hopefully wouldn’t think I was boring. I got very into the swing of things and none of them fell asleep. In fact, they even asked questions (mostly revolving around “How much do you earn?”). I think it was a success and my friend confirmed the next day they had found it interesting. Phew!

It got me thinking about how hard it is for kids to think about careers and wondered what my own Little Z might like to be when he grows up. He hasn’t whacked out an amazing masterpiece on the piano yet or shown any signs of breaking records to become the youngest Microsoft certified so the jury is still out on his career aspirations.
From careful observation though I have thought of some things my 3 year old could be when he grows up. Here are just some of them…

An Architecht / Builder…
If a piece of furniture can be moved in our house at the moment then it will be moved faster than the blink of an eye and become part of his “House”. I now spend my days navigating around our nest of coffee tables all arranged to build an indoor den perfect for little people that can scurry about on all fours quickly. It’s like watching the Magneto of household items shifting everything about constantly. His skills are currently limited to building for people 3 foot and under. Failed attempts at squeezing my 5 foot self under a coffee table has confirmed this.

A Parkour Artist…
You know, the guys that seem to run up buildings and high structures and then leap about all nimble and Tigger like. Little Z would be perfect at this. His usual structures of choice for parkour-ing are the sofa, the park climbing frame and slide and the kitchen units. If it’s climbable then its leapable, often without any kind of fear and without any checks for a safe landing spot. I’ve discovered over the last year that its possible for a mid-30 something year old to almost have a frequent number of heart attacks whilst catching a preschooler that thinks he’s something kind of bouncing ball.

A Barber
Little Z will now give absolutely everyone a hair cut, every week. Whether you ask for one or not. I suppose being proactive about grooming is a pretty good trait to have and shows initiative. It’s usually when you’re about to make yourself comfy on the couch though. A towel or any kind of random blanket will be thrown around your neck and you hear the familiar sound of a 3 year old making hair trimmer sound effects. The haircut will then follow, mostly “freestyled”. If you’re lucky your hair will also be combed for you afterwards. You are then charged anywhere between £1.50 and £20 for what is essentially the same haircut every single time. With a remote control.

A Time teller
Is that a career? I’m not sure. But even before Little Z owned a watch he could magically tell time by looking down at his bare wrist. Like a cute small walking version of the Big Ben. Times can be pretty random though. I’m sure it was “Twenty o’clock” a few days ago. Time telling frequency has increased drastically ever since we got him a real watch.

A Doctor
Little Z is obsessed with all things medical, particularly his little doctor kit. As with his barbering skills, he will whisk out all the little gadgets from his doctors bag and methodically take everyone’s blood pressure, inject them with something random, check their pulse and have a good look in their ears. One load of guests a few days ago got additional checks in the form of having their reflexes tested, on both knees. The group of 4 politely obliged as they all tried to natter away to each other simultaneously. As Little Z completed his investigations and packed away his paraphernalia, my brother inquired about the diagnosis he had come to. After a seconds pause Little Z concluded, “I think they died”.

Maybe we need to try lure him down the path of his Mummy and Daddy and try a career in IT.


43 Comments

  1. Nikki Thomas November 24, 2014 / 6:35 am

    Ha ha ha I loved the last one! Children are so cute aren’t they? You just wait until he starts to tell you what he wants to be. I have found that with my lot it randomly changes over the years. A currently wants to work in Morrisons (she loves playing shop). R had set his heart on working in Woolworths when he was younger but obviously that didn’t end well. I think hair cutting with a remote control could be the new big thing!
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  2. Coombe Mill November 24, 2014 / 9:58 am

    These are great ideas for Little Z, he seems to be a very busy young man. I love the fact that he gives you a hair cut with a remote control and tells you how much the hair cut costs. I wonder if he’ll become one of these when he’s older or whether he’ll come up with a new passion. Popping in from Magic Moments.
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  3. Iona@redpeffer November 24, 2014 / 10:06 am

    Love it, and what a range of potential careers! I think my son would love to be a racing car driver (as long as the cars didn’t go very fast!!)
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  4. Mummy Tries November 24, 2014 / 12:17 pm

    Fabulous career choices for Little Z. I can just imagine him giving you a haircut, asking for money then giving you a remote control in return. Sounds like it’s a lot of fun living with him 🙂
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  5. Jess @ Along Came Cherry November 24, 2014 / 1:06 pm

    Haha! I always love to wonder what the kids will be when they grow up, from observing Cherry right now all she wants to be is a princess, hopefully that phase will pass 😉 x
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  6. Sara (@mumturnedmom) November 24, 2014 / 2:02 pm

    All great choices 🙂 At the moment I’m going with business/finance for the 8yo, engineering for the 5yo and princess/tea shop owner for the wee girl…!
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  7. Lystra Maisey November 25, 2014 / 2:23 pm

    Hello there, o this did make me laugh-especially the bit about becoming a doctor, we had some emergency surgery on plastic bugs a few weeks ago and I got told off for talking! Just lovely x #magicmoments
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  8. Seychellesmama November 26, 2014 / 7:22 am

    Loved this!! Had a good old chuckle!! Love that he gives you hair cuts haha, let’s just hope he doesn’t get his hands on any scissors any time soon!!!!
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  9. Louisa November 26, 2014 / 11:41 am

    So cute. This made me giggle. I think Fran may be a potter due to her passion for play doh. #sharewithme
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  10. Hayley @hayleyfromhome November 27, 2014 / 9:52 am

    Haha, so cute! I think most three year olds would be great at Parkour, no fear! Maybe not great for the parents watching on though…isn’t it funny to think one day they will have career aspirations! x
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  11. Merlinda Little (@pixiedusk) November 27, 2014 / 1:19 pm

    Its nice to see them play so many roles as a child. The possibilities are endless for kids. I am sure that in the future your profession will have a great impact on him and will probably influence him to go on the same field. Endless possibilities =) #sharewithme
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  12. Mother Goutte November 28, 2014 / 2:00 pm

    I love this !!!
    When my own son was 3 it was DD1 (then age 9) who thought about his future. She declared he could not be a fireman or policeman as it was too dangerous, but he could be a doctor, teacher or train driver!
    He’s now 5, nearly 6 and last year when she’s wear he wanted to be when he grows up he said: a pumpkin. 😀
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  13. jenny November 29, 2014 / 1:50 pm

    Ahhht these are lovely ideas and love the last one too. Little Z sounds like such a busy boy that’s brilliant. I still remember getting asked each year first week of school what I wanted to be when I grow up! It always used to be a nurse and funny enough I can’t stand the sight of blood. Who would have thought? Lovely post. Thanks for linking up to Share With Me. I hope to see you again next week for another great round #sharewithme
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